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Want Fries with that? Big, Large or Maxi?
Jan 17th
I went into a McDonald’s whilst in France a couple of weeks back, (I don’t know if it’s the same in the UK or US), and had the following conversation with girl behind the till:
Me: Can I have a small coke please?
McD’s: A medium?
Me: No, just a small coke please.
McD’s: Yes, a medium.
Me: No, I want the small coke.
McD’s: The small coke is the medium.
Me: How can the small coke be the Medium!? If the small coke is called a Medium, then what do you call the medium coke?
McD’s: A Large coke.
Me: No, seriously? A small is called a Medium and a medium is called a Large? What do you call the big coke?
McD’s: A Maxi.
Me: Get me my gun!
Lindsay Lohan’s $1m sentence
Jul 9th
Lindsay Lohan looked visably shocked last Tuesday when Judge Marsha sentenced her to 90 days for violating her drink-driving probation. But a spokesman in the Sheriff’s Department confirmed that she will likely serve only 14 days!
Because Lindsay is a nonviolent offender, she is eligible to serve only 25% of her sentence, which has already been reduced to 51 days due to prison overcrowding.
It’s bad enough that last time she only went to jail for a pathetic 84 minutes, (just long enough to beat Nicole Richie’s 82 minute stretch), but now rumours are that she’ll earn more money from her post-jail interview than she ever made acting!
Get me my gun!
