Lindsay Lohan looked visably shocked last Tuesday when Judge Marsha sentenced her to 90 days for violating her drink-driving probation. But a spokesman in the Sheriff’s Department confirmed that she will likely serve only 14 days!

Because Lindsay is a nonviolent offender, she is eligible to serve only 25% of her sentence, which has already been reduced to 51 days due to prison overcrowding.

It’s bad enough that last time she only went to jail for a pathetic 84 minutes, (just long enough to beat Nicole Richie’s 82 minute stretch), but now rumours are that she’ll earn more money from her post-jail interview than she ever made acting!

Get me my gun!